ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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