I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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