its not stalking. its research.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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