Kareoke will never be a sober sport
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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