That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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