But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I love having hate sex.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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