you're like a bully in the Christmas story
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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