I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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