didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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