forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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