Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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