Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
one might say we're banned from that church
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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