Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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