where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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