She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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