I like to think it a success when the cops are called
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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