You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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