Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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