All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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