Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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