You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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