i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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