i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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