pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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