All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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