i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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