she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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