The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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