yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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