do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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