this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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