is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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