marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize