Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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