someone get that fucking seahorse.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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