To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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