thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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