I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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