no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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