I don't think brook has ever known best
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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