I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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