it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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