I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
