I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
home. puking in laundry basket.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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