I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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