dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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