i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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