what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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