I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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