i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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