You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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