You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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