the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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