Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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