Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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