What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
