good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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