she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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